Monday, November 9, 2009

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.__________________________________


Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.Q: What year?
A: Every year.______________________________________

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he wokeup that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.______________________________________

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodooor the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

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